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Links will take you to a CAFE PRESS store.
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"Please Stand to the Right"
Why the hell is that moron from Ohio
standing in front of you as you rush
down the escalator and desperately
try to make it to your train?
Because he hasn't been educated properly.
This
website is trying to rectify the situation
and it is YOUR duty, as a DC Metro
rider to join the cause. By wearing
the "Please Stand to The Right" t-shirt
and buying as much merchandise as
you can afford, you are standing up
for your right to fly down the left side
of the escalator, destroying everything
in your path. No "excuse me" is
needed, let them read the back of your
shirt as they try to collect their loved
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